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#1
I got a Jury Summons today, I'm sending them my Twitter profile to get out of it.
Fingers crossed.
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#2
Whenever a contestant on America's Got Talent was insulted
by Piers Morgan, they were judged by a jury of Piers.
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#3
You can get out of jury duty on the first day by blatantly winking
at the defendant as you give them a double thumbs up.
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#4
Mr.
Jones, did you or did you not have an affair with the victim, Diana? "No!" Oh really. And what's your first name? "Indiana" [jury gasps]
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#5
I'll never get picked for jury duty because
I'd be the one on trial.....
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#6
What did the white guy say when he saw the twelve black men in the jury box?
"Great, it's a hung jury."
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#7
Lawyer: do you watch people use the bathroom?
Defendant: no Lawyer: spell "ICUP" Defendant: I-C-U-P Judge: *softly* omg Jury: *whispering*
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#8
Q: Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?
A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
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#9
Jury remains deadlocked in the case of Good Times v.
Bad Times
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#10
What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?
A hung jury.
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#11
Q: Did you hear the one about the fruit on trial?
A: It was judged by a jury of his pears.
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#12
[Dog Court] Judge: How do you find the defendant?
Jury: We find the defendant, not a good boy. *dogs family in courtroom begins to cry*
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#13
George Zimmerman knock knock joke Person 1:Knock knock.
Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: George Zimmerman. Person 2: George Zimmerman who? Person 1: Ok good you're automatically on that jury.
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#14
what does the Bible say about faking your
own death to get out of jury duty
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#15
"Members of the jury, how do u find the defendant?" "we...
can't find him at all" "DAMMIT THIS IS THE 3RD MURDER WALDO HAS GOTTEN AWAY WITH"
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#16
[courtroom, on witness stand] Prosecuting attny: If you think she's poisoning you, why did you eat it?
Me: It was pizza [jury nods, murmurs]
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#17
In my experience, the quickest way to escape Jury Duty?
As they read out the charges, yell out, "Oh c'mon...even I've done THAT!"
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#18
At jury duty they said, "You do not have to be fluent in English." So
what you're supposed to do is just guess if the guy is innocent.
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#19
Got a summons for jury duty.
At least now I know it will be a hung jury.
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#20
Paddy goes to court for armed robbery!
The jury foreman comes out and announced "Not Guilty" "That's Grand", shouted Paddy! "Does that mean I can keep the money?"
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