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#1
What's the difference between Karate and Judo?
Karate is a martial art, and Judo is what they make bagels from.
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#2
What's a karate experts favourite beverage?
kar-a-TEA HA
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#3
The original Karate Kid is currently the same age as Mr.
Miyagi was in the movie, 51. My youth just got crane kicked in the bean bag.
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#4
"No points, illegal kick to the face." "But I'm the hero of this
movie." "Fair enough, here's your trophy." -The Karate Kid
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#5
What do you call a pig that does karate?
*A pork chop.*
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#6
What's the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of.
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#7
What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?
Pork Chop!
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#8
I know kung fu, tae kwan do, ninjitsu, karate, tia chi...
and a few other asian words.
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#9
I've been waxing my car for twenty years
and I still don't know karate.
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#10
Me: Ohhh, MARITAL arts workshop...now I really feel stupid in this karate outfit.
Wife to therapist: Do you see what I'm dealing with here?
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#11
I was bit by a radio active spider so now I wear a rubber suit, swing
around like a monkey and use karate, you know, like a spider.
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#12
Whenever I'm about to get in a bar fight, I give a karate bow to my opponent
in hopes he gets scared and backs out before I piss myself.
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#13
Hate when I forget to grab a towel before I shower and have
to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 3 hours
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#14
What drink did the Karate Master order?
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
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#15
Chuck Norris was banned from competing in the National Karate Championship.
Everyone he competed with the year before ended up in the Special Olympics.
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#16
Have you seen the new karate opera?
Critics are calling it sensei-tional.
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#17
Good luck listening to 80's music without imagining
my silhouette doing karate poses.
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#18
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Pork Chop!
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#19
what would Netflix even do if i sent them back a DVD of me doing karate
they'd have no choice but to add it to their collection i suppose
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#20
My wife just walked into a huge spider web.
She is now a black belt in karate.
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