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Ketchup Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ketchup jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My pet peeve: ketchup
bottle precum
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#2
Tonight's Menu: Gourmet pork blend sausage with organic tomato reduction, served on warm split bread rolls.
AKA: Hot dogs with ketchup.
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#3
What do you call pasta with ketchup?
Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.
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#4
why did the tomato cross the road?
to become ketchup
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#5
ted cruz looks like he puts ketchup all
over his fries instead dipping them
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#6
[Sahara desert] Me: *shares canteen* Companion: *holds it to his mouth
but nothing comes out* Me: it's ketchup, you have to wait a bit.
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#7
*writes on wall in ketchup* THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED Boss: What the hell are you doing?
Me: Somebody ate my corndogs.
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#8
how to hot dogs: 1) "read" hot dogs instructions 2) place 5 to 60 hot
dogs in warm microwave or sink 3) add 1 piece of ketchup 4( drink
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#9
TIFU by quitting my job as a train driver and downing a bottle of ketchup.
I went off the rails and straight on the sauce.
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#10
[OC] Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
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#11
Convincing someone to have sex is a lot like getting ketchup out of a glass bottle.
It's a lot easier with a knife.
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#12
You could make dinner for a toddler, or you could just cut out the middle
man & throw away a plate of food and squirt ketchup on the dog.
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#13
If I was stranded on a snowy mountaintop with friends and had to resort
to cannibalism, the most horrific part would be not having ketchup.
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#14
If tomatoes are a fruit, then
ketchup is a smoothie.
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#15
Going from Obama to Trump is like going to a nice restaurant but it's
full so u leave and have to eat an old ketchup packet from ur car
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#16
Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing! Thank you thank you..
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#17
Yesterday I told someone that I don't like babies?
"Have you tried them with ketchup instead of mayonnaise?", they asked.
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#18
When the guy at the liquor store offered to throw in some ketchup packets, I automatically said yes.
Still not sure why.
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#19
Robbing me is only a good idea if you're
running low on ketchup packets.
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#20
Ketchup bottle farts are just
as funny as people farts.
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Ketchup Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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