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What Are Kilos Jokes?

Kilos Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of kilos jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Don't judge women by kilos, and you
won't be judged by centimeters.
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#2
One gypsy says to another...
Back in the day, when I was young, my mother would give me 1 dollar and I would get 2 bottles of milk, 2 breads, 5 kilos of meat... and now..cameras everywhere...
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#3
New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show.
Two and a half kilos.
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#4
WIFE: Kate's new baby is 7lbs 11oz ME: WIFE: Roughly 12 a stone ME:
WIFE: 312 kilos ME: WIFE: [sigh] a four pack of beer ME: Oh cool
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#5
Why is it whenever we see a police car, we drive like we
have 10 kilos of cocaine and a stolen baby in the car?
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#6
A man walks into a grocery store.
Asks for a pound of tomatoes. The grocer says, "we call them kilos over here." The man replies "fine, a pound of kilos then."
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#7
To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're
fat, that is so female...
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#8
"Honey, wouldn't you like to go back to the 60s?" "Of course not!
I like today's technology too much." "But honey I'm talking about kilos you fat cow"
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#9
"Can I have a pound of onions please." "Sorry sir, it's kilos
these days." "oh, ok, can I have a pound of kilos please."
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#10
Did you guys know that my son is a really big star?
Yup, he's 1.989 x 10^30 kilos and has a diameter of 1.4 million kilometers.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

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Our collection features 10 Kilos Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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How many Kilos Jokes are available?
We currently have 10 Kilos Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Kilos Jokes?
Kilos Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Kilos Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and kilos jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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