What Are Kisses Jokes?
Kisses Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of kisses jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I like Australian kisses.
They're just like French kisses but down under.
#2
I snatch kisses...
...and vice versa.
#3
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
#4
Friend: Can I borrow a pen?
Me: Sure! *looks in purse* *pulls out perfume, 17 Hershey kisses, a stapler & a baby goat* Me: Sorry, no pen. :(
#5
Do you know what evil kisses sound like?
Muah hahaha
#6
CW: Aimee, could I get your signature on this agreement?
Me: *pauses* (with Cheeto stained lips) *kisses paper* CW: Me: That's my signature.
#7
Why does Oedipus hate profanity?
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
#8
Blows you, kisses See proper
punctuation is important
#9
What's a transvestite's favorite candy?
He/she's kisses
#10
Why was oedipus against profanity Because
he kisses his mother with that mouth
#11
Son, Do U Also Treat Piles.
A Couple In Train Girl- My Hand Is Paining, Boy Kisses The Hand, Girl- My Neck Is Paining, Boy Kisses The Neck, An Old Man Asks Boy, Son, Do U Also Treat Piles.
#12
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth
#13
I love getting kisses from my dogs but, I'm starting to worry
about the one who keeps trying to give me the slow tongue.
#14
Why is Oedipus against profanity?
He kisses his mother with that mouth
#15
So UBER is not a dating app?
*sigh* I kinda thought all those 'Goodbye' kisses seemed more awkward than usual.
#16
MOVIES: Ok, time for bed kiddo.
*child kisses parents and goes to bed MY HOUSE: Time for bed. *mixed martial acrobatics is now a sport
#17
My girlfriend's kisses are so sweet that
I probably have type 2 diabetes.
#18
The wife told her husband "look at your neighbour everyday he kisses his wife before going
to work, why don't you do the same ?", he says " I would, but would she accept ?"
#19
I do this really cute thing where I yawn right before
my girlfriend kisses me so I almost swallow her face
#20
Of all the kisses I've gotten in my life.
That is the first.
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Another reason people love kisses jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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