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What Are Knee Jokes?

Knee Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of knee jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee grows...
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#2
I kneed a knee pun Title says it all: any knee puns to go on a joke t-shirt for someone recovering post-acl surgery?
Thanks!
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#3
I'm at the age where "pop, lock, and drop" is about
my knee giving out instead of dance moves
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#4
The real reason women will never be the ones to propose: As soon
as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants.
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#5
Can someone give me an arrow?
I knee'd it.
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#6
Donald Trump walks into an elevator...
and a gorgeous woman is inside and says, "When the doors close, I could drop to my knees and blow you." Trump replies, "And what's in it for me?"
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#7
What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
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#8
His palms are sweaty...
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already. WebMD: *TYPHOID FEVER*
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#9
wife: That guy is texting and driving!
That is so dangerous! me [holding a donut in each hand and steering with my knee]: So dangerous
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#10
How is God just like every other man?
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.
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#11
What birds spend all their time on their knees ?
Birds of prey !
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#12
Lazy thought by my girlfriend Her: "Why is it
Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?" (Deez nuts)
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#13
I used to go to the physician just like you,
but then I took an hammer to the knee.
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#14
How did Barack propose to Michelle?
He got down on one knee and said: "I don't want to be obamaself"
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#15
What did the vampire say when his son scraped his knee?
**"Suck it up"**
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#16
What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?
It's their knees that go first.
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#17
Why does the boy could not bend his knees?
because he had no knees
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#18
1.
Bang knee on table - curse life. 2. Check credit card balance. 3. Think back to sweet moment when you banged knee on table.
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#19
Why Derrick Rose's Rape Allegations Won't Stick.
"Just like his knees, it won't hold up in court"
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#20
Sometimes I just tuck my knees into my chest
and lean forward That's just how I roll
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