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Knocks Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of knocks jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#21
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks
down one pin and the other nine faint.
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#22
How to annoy your children: Me: Don't come in here without knocking Child: Ok *leaves* *knocks* M: Who is it?
C: It's me! M: Go away
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#23
*Knocks on door* Hey open up.
You didn't reply to my last 43 texts & then you tweeted about a guy who keeps annoying you. You need help?
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#24
[kisses daughter goodnight] Sleep tight.
"Daddy, where do babies come from?" Um, the Stork. [stork knocks on bedroom window] He's lying.
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#25
[knocks on neighbor's door] HI CAN
I COME TO YOUR YELLING PARTY
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#26
As the anesthetic knocks you out, your surgeon washes his hands and
misses a really easy shot into the garbage with the paper towel.
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#27
If someone knocks on your door, knock back from the other side.
That someone will go away. It works. Trust me, I just tried it this morning.
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#28
"we want to talk" Somebody knocks on door: - Who is there?
- Police? - What do you want? - We want to talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - So talk with each other.
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#29
Breaking Bad joke (credit to edrubio6) Skyler: Hey, Walt, wanna hear a joke?
Walter: Okay. Skyler: Knock kno- Walter: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!
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#30
An Amnesiac Knocks on the Door Knock knock.
Who's there? Amnesia. Amnesia who? ... ... Knock knock.
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#31
Opportunity knocks once, however temptation
likes to lean on the door bell.
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#32
*sings Batman theme *crawls along bars of death *rolls down slope *ascends
tower *knocks out foes "Miss, you need to leave the playground."
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#33
The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell.
Now no one ever knocks on my door.
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#34
When it comes to telling a joke, opportunity Knock Knocks.
#jokes
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#35
Police men knock on the door.....
Somebody knocks on door: Who is there? Police? What do you want? We want to talk. How many of you are there? Two. So talk with each other.
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#36
A termite walks into a bar Steps up to the counter,
knocks on it and asks "Is the bartender here?".
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#37
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS ...and
then begs you to let me in.
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#38
[giant fork knocks at my door] "Excuse me sir do you have any spoons?"
[a family of spoons are cowering in my kitchen drawer] "um...no sir?"
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#39
I always yell "I'm not masturbating!" when someone knocks
on my office door so they know I'm not masturbating.
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#40
Anytime I'm using a stall in a public restroom and someone knocks on the
door, I always say, "Did you bring the lube?" As loud as possible.
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