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What Are Laser Jokes?

Laser Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of laser jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What the hell is Laser Hair And why
does everybody want it removed.
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#2
Doctor: "Just lie back and relax, I'll start the lasik eye procedure
in a moment." *Turns on laser* *Patient's face is attacked by cats*
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#3
*cats pull on masks* This is the ultimate heist.
Let's get those jewels. *cats immediately set off alarm trying to attack the laser beams*
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#4
Thank you to whoever has been keeping Keanu Reeves
busy with a laser pointer for the last 10 years.
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#5
JEDI WHO INVENTED LIGHTSABER: ok its a destructive laser sword so maybe
we shoudnt wear anythig too flowy JEDI IN CHARGE OF COSTUMES: ...OORR
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#6
One of my peers asked me where I saw myself in 5 years.
After struggling to come up with an answer, I decided to go get laser eye surgery. Now I've got 2020 vision....
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#7
Leave everyone stranded at a bank robbery to play laser tag when you're
the get away driver and suddenly no one is your friend anymore
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#8
In a new interview, President Obama revealed that his daughter Malia recently went to her first prom.
She wore a corsage on her wrist while her date wore a red laser dot on his head.
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#9
What does a laser in a church sound like?
Pew pew pew!
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#10
[Meeting] CEO: as u can see [points to graph w laser] we- BUSINESS CAT:[comes
flying across table & just crashes right into a photocopier]
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#11
Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?
Because he needed laser eye surgery!
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#12
I bought a laser pointer, but I don't have a cat.
So I 'borrowed' my neighbor's toddler, but he doesn't seem to get it. Babies are stupid.
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#13
wait I thought laser eye surgery
meant I get laser eyes
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#14
I wanted to get rid of my body hair through
laser hair removal But it grew on me
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#15
a 3-way standoff between a duck with a laser pointer, a cat
with a vacuum cleaner, and a dog with a loaf of bread
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#16
Optometrist: Any questions about laser eye surgery?
Me: How big of lasers will my eyes shoot? Him: Me: Him: How much money do you have?
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#17
Why does Star Wars have 100s of people using lasers to fight and
literally NOBODY using them to etch cute wooden drink coasters
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#18
Wife: Did you get eggs?
Me: pew pew Wife: Great lasers, so did you? Me: pew pew pew pew pee Wife: Why me god. Me: *barrel roll* pew pew
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#19
Hello is this HP?
I'd like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer.
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#20
Scientists created the first white laser.
They were fired for racism and hate speech.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Laser Jokes?
Our collection features 58 Laser Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Laser Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Laser Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Laser Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Laser Jokes are available?
We currently have 58 Laser Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Laser Jokes?
Laser Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Laser Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and laser jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love laser jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Laser Jokes to share?
A good laser jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Laser Jokes safe for all ages?
Most laser jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Laser Jokes?
laser jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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