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What Are Lip Jokes?

Lip Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lip jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
If you come home after work and your wife greets you saying she got a massive
pay raise from her boss at work, remember to not kiss her on the lips.
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#2
Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a ... ...nice drink...PEPSI
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#3
She blindfolded me and said she was going to put heaven on my lips.
I asked what kind of pizza it was. I woke up outside with a concussion
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#4
Animation joke: what do animator's use to wash their mouths?
a lip sync.
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#5
What did the koala bear say to the barber?
You ca-lip this?
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#6
What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?
Sham rock.
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#7
The only problem with kissing a perfect 10...
...is how cold the mirror feels against your lips.
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#8
How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?
His lips are moving.
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#9
"You always overreact and make things dramatic.
It's really annoying." *raises megaphone to lips* How so?
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#10
Could you please tell your mother to stop wearing so many different lip sticks?
It's making my dick start to look like a rainbow.
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#11
Hear about the blonde terrorist who tried to blow
up a bus Burned her lips on the exhaust pipe
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#12
I know it's time to wax my upper lip when the cashier
at Firehouse Subs gives me the policeman's discount.
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#13
WIFE (noticing lipstick on my collar): have you been kissing another woman?
ME: uhh MY DOG (with bright pink lips): go on, tell her
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#14
What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip?
We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us.
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#15
I went to see a Topless Ventriloquist last weekend.
She was awesome. I didn't see her lips move once.
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#16
How can you tell when a politician is lying?
When their lips move
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#17
Whoever invented "copy and paste" should never have to go more
than 2 hours without someone's lips around his wiener.
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#18
When your kid makes a funny face, say they will stick that way, then
show them the thousands of girls with duck lips on Instagram.
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#19
The other day a girl asked me if I like breasts or thighs.
I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed pussy with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
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#20
Why did god give women two sets of lips?
So they can piss and moan at the same time.
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Our collection features 209 Lip Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Lip Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Lip Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Lip Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Lip Jokes are available?
We currently have 209 Lip Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Lip Jokes?
Lip Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Lip Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and lip jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love lip jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good lip jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Lip Jokes safe for all ages?
Most lip jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Lip Jokes?
lip jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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