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What Are Listener Jokes?

Listener Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of listener jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me: My greatest weakness? I'm a bad listener.
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#2
The thing about women is that they love
good listeners and they hate rapists.
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#3
What is a Pirate's favorite letter?
Listener usually answers: R? Punchline: (In pirate voice) No! It is the C!
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#4
Best listener Girl: My boyfriend never listens to me.
Friend: You should date a blind mute. Girl: why? Friend: he's all ears
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#5
"First time caller, long time listener"Alexander
Graham Bell
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#6
while out today at a restaurant...
my waitress had a black eye. so when i ordered i made sure i talked verrrryyyy slowww obviously she wasnt a good listener.
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#7
"911, what's your emergency?" "Hi.
Long time listener, first time caller." "That's really funny." "Thank you. Anyways, I'm being stabbed."
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#8
A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact
and never lets on he's thinking about something else.
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#9
Rednecks can't describe large areas as expansive...
Listeners will just wonder why they paid so much for it.
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#10
People think I'm a good listener but
I'm really just solid at nodding
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#11
Daughter: "I wish you were a better listener." Me: "I wish you were
more interesting." Daughter: "Don't tweet that." Me: "I won't."
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#12
Accidentally pronounced wifi as "wifey" and the hotel concierge said the
password's helping out around the house and being a good listener.
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#13
I realized I was maybe not the best listener
when a friend had to come out to me twice.
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#14
"I'm a great listener." - The US
government on a first date.
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#15
If you think men aren't good listeners then whisper "C'mere,
I'm naked" and I will hear you eight states away.
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#16
I was in a job interview.
The guy said, "What's your biggest weakness?" I said, "I'm a great listener."
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#17
HELLO, FIRST TIME CALLER, LONG TIME
LISTENER, OCCASIONAL MURDERER.
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#18
What is the proper expression of gratitude when someone calls you a good listener?
"Huh?"
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#19
Why did Jerry Hall marry Rupert Murdoch?
He's not much to look at, but he's a great listener.
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#20
Pimples on teenagers are asterisks on things
they say* *Listener discretion is advised
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Listener Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and listener jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most listener jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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