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Loss Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of loss jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
'C' has just been promoted to the second letter of the alphabet!
However R & D believe the rise in C levels will result in a loss of B's.
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#2
ME: [practising my samurai sword moves in the mirror] [ever
so slightly later] ME: [dying from massive blood loss]
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#3
My phone died and my buddy said I'm sorry for your loss...
Where is the service?
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#4
My girlfriend has been crying for hours now after the loss of a child.
She takes The Sims very seriously.
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#5
If a genie grants you 3 wishes, use the first one to make the genie develop
short term memory loss, and then keep making 2nd wishes forever.
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#6
Weight loss tip: Don't eat so
much you fat piece of shit.
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#7
What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?
I forget...
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#8
Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion
Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes
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#9
My father suffers from short term memory loss I hope
it doesn't run in the family because my dad has it.
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#10
What do you say to a family who has just experienced death of a family member due to anorexia?
Sorry for the loss.
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#11
[Hospital front desk] "Yeah my wife is here for weight loss surg-" *wife
hits me* "Baby delivery, I mean she's here to deliver a baby"
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#12
Tony Romo was depressed after yesterday's loss.
He was so upset he got his gun, pointed it at his throwing hand, and pulled the trigger. He's OK, The bullet was intercepted.
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#13
Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat
so much, you fat piece of shit.
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#14
Worried about hair loss?
Just draw little rabbits on your head. From a distance they'll look like hares.
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#15
Did you know that being possessed by a ghost increases your body weight?
For weight loss, exorcising is recommended.
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#16
I don't see how someone could mourn the loss of a Chinese dictator.
It just seems unbereaveable to me.
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#17
Just bought a new phone, it's helping me with weight loss
I don't have money to eat anything for 2 months.
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#18
How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
to get to the other side..
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#19
If Private Ryan was Black...it would be
called.."Sorry for your loss Mrs.Ryan."
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#20
Whenever a wrong number calls me and hangs up I always call em back
and tell them it was their loss because I'm really fun to talk to.
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