What Are Lotion Jokes?
Lotion Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lotion jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?
Jergen's lotion.
#2
I got my girlfriend the perfect Valentine's Day present today.
Hand lotion.
#3
A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items,
the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards.
#4
Why do Republicans hate lotion?
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
#5
My friend got a rash from some suntan lotion he was using.
He wanted to sue the company for billions. He was being irrational.
#6
"More like LOTION pictures!" - awkward conversation
in an adult movie theater before the show starts
#7
Did you know, the cave where Jesus was resurrected...
contained a large quantity of hydrating body lotion? He was moist-jew-rising.
#8
I hate to rub it in, but lotion
doesn't really work otherwise.
#9
Sometimes it just doesn't feel like
putting the lotion on its skin.
#10
Back in my day a "selfie," was something you did
with the door locked and a bottle of lotion.
#11
I was tanning on the beach with my son.
After a while, he looked at me and said, "You're look like a lobster." "Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?" I asked. He said, "No, you're just really ugly."
#12
Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART.
He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers "smooth criminal" and moonwalks away
#13
"Oh you just put lotion on?
You're not going anywhere." - Doorknob
#14
My wife caught me again on the couch with my iPad & a hand towel
while I was putting lotion on my feet with my pants off.
#15
I signed up on Match.com...
They set me up with a couch and a bottle of hand lotion... ...on the bright side it was my 1st 3-way.
#16
It puts the lotion in the basket.
Then it calls the wife to make sure it's the right brand so it doesn't get the hose again.
#17
I ask that my remains me kept in an urn...
...and whoever keeps the urn squirts some lotion in there periodically because you guys know I can't stand being ashy.
#18
I was surprised that my skin products kept moving around my medicine
cabinet But it turns out it was just brownian lotion.
#19
My wife sent me to the store to buy shampoo, conditioner, lotion and condoms.
I'm pretty sure the cashier thinks I'm making a girlfriend.
#20
It rubs the lotion on its skin and struggles
with the doorknobs again.
Why People Enjoy Lotion Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and lotion jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love lotion jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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