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Major Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of major jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I just crashed a massive party...
...bus. Luckily there were no major injuries
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#2
The one good thing about having a kid with Zika virus...
even if he achieves major success in life, he'll never get a big head.
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#3
How do you get an art major off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza!
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#4
"Why is there a Women's Studies Major, but not a Men's Studies
Major" "There is a Men's Studies major, its called history"
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#5
Last week i just robbed my first bank in my new Frog outfit.
I Kermited a major offense
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#6
People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies.
My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a watchtower
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#7
On Pedophile Opposite Day they go to
army bases to have sex with Majors.
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#8
I vandalized an art major's car today.
Removing pizza delivery signs is surprisingly easy.
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#9
Will only make sense to geezers...
Q: What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common? A: They both have had major burns on their face.
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#10
Me flirting at a party me: so what's your major
her: radiology me: oh cool AM or FM?
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#11
Did you hear about the triple-amputee who pitched in the majors?
He was slow around the bases, but that boy had an arm on him!
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#12
What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?
Gee, I'm a tree.
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#13
If there's one thing my English major girlfriend
has taught me, It's what a colon does.
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#14
Nothing like an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
to make you feel like a Harvard double major.
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#15
What do you get when you drop a Piano on an army base?
A flat major.
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#16
There are 2 types of college majors...
A B. S. major and a BS major
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#17
MAJOR TOM: Tell my wife I love her very much...
GROUND CONTROL: She knows. MAJOR TOM: Wait... Is she with you now? GROUND CONTROL: Bye, Tom.
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#18
Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seems
to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?
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#19
My mother and father separated last year and my father recently started seeing someone and it's been very hard for me.
There are two major issues I have with his new partner. He's black.
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#20
Why did the black Classic major think Oedipus was black?
Cause he thought "casta" was Greek for "moms".
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