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What Are Mallard Jokes?

Mallard Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mallard jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame.
It was quite a pro duck shun.
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#2
[with my pet bird at the park] Hot girl: omg ur duck is so cute Me:
*covering mr quackers ears* he's a mallard u idiot get away from me
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#3
If you walk into a zoo and steal a duck
do they call it stolen mallard?
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#4
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore
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#5
This mallard waddled into a bar...
Should've ducked.
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#6
What is the media of choice for the mallard?
**DUCK TAPE!!!** lololololololol-- *cough cough* --lololololol
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#7
ok boss, i duck taped the hostage's mouth shut "you mean duct taped, right?" um...
*cuts to hostage with live mallard stuffed in his mouth*
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#8
What's the difference between your mother and a Mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck... I forget the rest but your mother's a whore
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#9
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck and.... ....I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
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#10
What's the difference between your momma and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck, and I forget the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore.
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#11
What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?
A mallard-y
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#12
What's the difference between you and mallard with a cold?
One's a sick dick, and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother is a whore. -SNL reruns-
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Mallard Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and mallard jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love mallard jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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