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Mammals Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mammals jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Did you know that the walrus has the second largest penis of all mammals?
........................... ........................... I have the first :) Stole it from 50 first dates.
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#2
*Paranormal Factivity* [I walk into my bathroom] "OH MY GOD" ['WHALES
ARE ACTUALLY MAMMALS' is written in blood on the mirror]
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#3
TIL Only three types of mammals go through menopause.
The Blue Whale, The Beluga Whale, and You're Mom
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#4
In his quest to become a brain surgeon, Charlie the otter couldn't afford to live at the University of aquatic mammals.
He was forced to take online courses from the Hippo-Campus.
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#5
I work for a company who specialises in vacuum packed marine mammals.
We're famous for our airtight seal.
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#6
What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?
For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.
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#7
Mammals for $500 Alex "Slow moving mammals that spend most of their time sleeping & eating" What are sloths?
"Wrong, What are coworkers"
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#8
Back in Homer's time it was thought that ingesting small burrowing mammals would cure you of any injury.
When the prince of Troy was shot with an arrow the doctor prescribed Paris eat a mole.
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#9
Anyone who says cheetahs are the fastest land mammals hasn't seen
me move a cat off an expensive area rug before he pukes.
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#10
Dolphins are the most philosophical of all marine mammals...
They send most of their lives searching for a porpoise
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#11
I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
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#12
Teenage Mutant African Mammals Lionardo
Giraffael Rhinotello Michelantelope
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#13
My essay on sick, long necked mammals had lots of errors in it.
My teacher said it was a rough giraffe.
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#14
'Pop Goes The Weasel' is my favourite song
about over-inflating your mammals.
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#15
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's cheat and murder for
insurance money like they do on Investigation Discovery Channel.
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#16
Two aquatic mammals just broke up.
They wanted to sea otter people.
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#17
Dinosaur grandparents probably made racist remarks about
mammals as their grandkids listened in horror.
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#18
Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo?
It was otter chaos!
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#19
What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?
Oh, the huge-manatee
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