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What Are Marker Jokes?

Marker Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of marker jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?
A zebra.
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#2
Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
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#3
I feel like whoever named it a "magic marker" was really
overselling their product expectation-wise.
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#4
I went to Seoul the other day to sell fluorescent markers.
It was the highlight of my Korea.
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#5
I wrote in my diary and went through it with a bright yellow marker.
It was the hi lite of my day.
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#6
When I study, I highlight with a black permanent
marker, forcing my brain to memorize that shit.
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#7
Either my 1 year old found the stash of
markers or she head-butted a rainbow.
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#8
What's a stoners favorite marker?
A Highlighter
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#9
I wrote on my stereo in marker that this is the loudest stereo of all time.
I was stereotyping
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#10
At work today I noted that it's difficult to see yellow marker on white paper...
My Asian coworker said, "Are you trying to say you can't see white and yellow together?"
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#11
While shopping, look for this marker on where the gluten free aisle is at.
You'll see a man with a gun to his mouth. Because, you know, bullets are gluten free.
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#12
What did one dry erase marker say to the other?
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
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#13
Having a mustache is a great way to stop people from drawing
a mustache on you in permanent marker while you sleep.
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#14
I carry a permanent marker just in case someone
without a mustache falls asleep.
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#15
I blame Picasso for all these women who
use markers to draw on their eyebrows.
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#16
Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?
A: In case they have to draw blood.
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#17
My wife woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on her face!
I love Sharpie markers.
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#18
I always give 100% Which is why I was
sacked from being an exam marker.
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#19
If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made
her more tolerant and patient Hide her markers And wait...
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#20
What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?
A STD.
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Marker Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and marker jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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A good marker jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Marker Jokes safe for all ages?
Most marker jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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marker jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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