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Mason Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mason jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money.
It was my grandfather. (Jackie Mason)
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#2
Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?
Because the resemblance was uncanny.
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#3
What do you call a constipated mason?
A brick-layer.
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#4
Mason jars are the skinny
jeans of glasses.
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#5
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To watch the mason lay a brick.
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#6
What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?
They Hire 'Em A Biff!
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#7
Why is it good for a mason to live in constant fear?
That way he just shits bricks.
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#8
I downloaded the Pinterest app and now
my phone is stuck in a mason jar.
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#9
"How's Mason doing?" Ugh, he's going through this emu kid phase.
"Don't you mean emo kid?" *boy covered in feathers runs past* I wish.
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#10
Freudian Slip...
I got divorced over a Freudian slip. I meant to say, "Please pass the salt" but I said, "You rotten bitch, you ruined my life." (I think that's a Jackie Mason joke)
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#11
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health..." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money.
It was my grandfather. -Jackie Mason
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#12
if you receive a mason jar at no cost....
does that make it a freemason jar?
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#13
this is my son Mason.
yes like the shitty cheap mass produced jar. i named him that because its a good name for my underwhelming baby boy
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#14
Trump obviously has the support of the Freemasons He wants to build a wall, and do you know who gets paid to build walls?
**MASONS!**
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#15
What do bulimic stone masons do?
Binge and parge.
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#16
My Father was a brick layer before he was sent to prison.
To this day he still isn't a free mason.
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