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What Are May Jokes?

May Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of may jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Q: April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims.
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#2
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop asks, "May I help you with your luggage?" The photon responds, "No thank you. I'm traveling light."
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#3
We may not be able to call black people the N-word But we can
say things like "hey dad" and "have a nice day officer."
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#4
Some people may be brave enough to try to get into the milk business.
Me? I wouldn't dairy.
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#5
What do you call a deer without eyes?
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
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#6
Me: can I have a few extra days off over Christmas Boss: it's
May Me: sorry, may I have a few extra days off over Christmas
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#7
I think I may be emotionally constipated...I
haven't given a crap in days.
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#8
discontinue use and talk to your doctor if you experience
death, as this may be a sign of a more serious condition.
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#9
It may seem like I have my shit together, but honestly
I just learned how to spell February correctly.
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#10
Whenever the wind gets bad...
I think to myself, "It may be windy but at least its not sandy."
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#11
The creator of anagrams died...
May he "erect a penis"
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#12
My wife is a lot like a facebook post...
Lots of people like her, she gets lots of comments, she has been shared by thousands of people, and she may be viral.
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#13
You only have one childhood, it may
as well last your entire life.
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#14
"Welcome to fightclub you
may now kiss the bride."
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#15
The grass may be greener on the other side
but at least you don't have to mow it.
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#16
The iPhone 7 may be revolutionary and everything....
But the Samsung Note 7 blows you away.
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#17
If you've had a lightsaber pointed at you while you were on the toilet
you may be a parent ...or your life is way more interesting than mine
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#18
Don't give a women flower, she may have hay fever.
Don't give her chocolate, she may be on a diet! Give her wifi so there's no excuse.
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#19
Guerrero wanted the boxing match to be outdoors tn but...
He was afraid of the May Weather.
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#20
The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking
at what's truly important in life, like their iPhones.
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Are May Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most May Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share May Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many May Jokes are available?
We currently have 494 May Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy May Jokes?
May Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy May Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and may jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love may jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are May Jokes safe for all ages?
Most may jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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