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Me Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of me jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
a dude sitting next to me in the ER asked how to spell ankle & then correctly
identified Rush Hour by a scene without jchan or chris tucker
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#2
As my friend confessed, "My teenage daughter never even
talks to me," I struggled to conceal my jealousy.
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#3
I heard this amazing joke the other day, made me laugh so hard.
Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten it.
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#4
Person one: Do you know that joke about the no and the me neither?
Person 2: No? Person 1: Me Neither. Person 1: You didnt get it? Person 2: No Person 1: Me neither
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#5
*at a pizza buffet in the Midwest* Me: excuse me, can you please make a vegetarian pizza?
Him: Sure! What kind of meat do you want on that?
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#6
Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I
just look them in the eyes and ask "which country?"
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#7
I just Googled 'Nicolas Cage jokes' and it showed me a list of every film he's been in.
Well played, Google.
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#8
The people in this ad look 'indie' & remind me of myself.
As a consumer this makes me feel good. Now I will purchase all their products
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#9
Do you guys remember that party at Bill Cosby's last weekend?
Me neither.
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#10
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says...
"What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?" The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"
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#11
Remove all the poles if you don't want me stripping, Mr.
Bus Driver.
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#12
Vulnerability is the last thing I want you to see
in me, and the first thing I look for in you.
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#13
H: Well, the remote was definitely broken, so I went and bought a new one.
Me: H: Oh, and it came with this 75" television.
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#14
Me: *to dog* what should I wear today bud?
Dog: *pants*
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#15
Whats the difference between Santa Clause and me ?
Santa Only Cums Once A Year
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#16
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells
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#17
Just tried to read an article that wasn't a list.
Bunch of words, no GIFs, and it required me to think?? 0/10 would not recommend.
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#18
If I win this lottery I'd give half to charity
She treated me well at the strip club
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#19
My laptop is so dumb.
Every time it says "Your password is incorrect", I type in: "incorrect" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing.
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#20
Me: Take this My Uber passenger: *holds gun in blood soaked car* WTF JUS HAPPENED?
Me: You tell me "Mr Finger prints on a murder weapon"
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