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Medals Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of medals jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How amazing is Michael Phelps?
He's got like a Brazilian Medals.
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#2
How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
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#3
Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
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#4
Currently, the Olympic host country has...
One brazillian medals.
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#5
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?
A guard dog !
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#6
Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
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#7
If laziness were an olympic discipline...
... I'd want to finish 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the medals podium...
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#8
Right now the United States and China are tied in total Olympic medals!
Of course we trail in Gold medals because every time we win one we have to turn it over to China to pay our debt!!!
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#9
Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
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#10
Did you hear about the American Athlete who was stripped of all her medals?
When Olympic officials tested her urine, they found traces of Lance Armstrong.
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#11
"HEY ATHLETES WITHOUT MONEY FOR TRAINING FACILITIES OR
PROPER UNIFORMS, Y U NO WIN GOLD MEDALS?" - Indians
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#12
How does North Korea only have four medals so far?
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
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#13
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals...
...because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States.
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#14
ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years exp required.
Must speak 4 languages, have 2 Olympic medals & a reference letter from Barack Obama.
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#15
Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
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#16
It's funny how the Chinese are competing to win
back medals they probably made a month ago!
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#17
Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
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#18
Michael Phelps & I have a combined
19 gold medals & 4 DUI's.
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#19
ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING: Hiring recent college grads REQUIREMENTS:
5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and superpowers.
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#20
They say they give' medals for valour
But mine cost an arm and a leg.
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