What Are Mentally Jokes?
Mentally Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mentally jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
If a mentally challenged person shows
up late Is it ok to call him tardy?
#2
Hate when I eat the last bite and didn't notice it was the last
bite so I couldn't mentally prepare myself and get any closure.
#3
*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well.
Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife.
#4
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
#5
A mentally ill man shot himself in the head as a suicide attempt.
The bullet cured his disorder and he became a straight-A college student.
#6
I hate it when I mentally undressing someone and my
OCD kicks in and I start folding their clothes.
#7
What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?
Slow dance.
#8
Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug
addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, "You can get an award for that?
#9
Scientists have recently discovered the existence of a mentally unstable microscopic parasite on the moon...
Apparently it's a real lunatic
#10
If there was a race of the mentally disturbed, the necrophiliac
would come in dead last Get it cus he bangs dead bodies?
#11
I like woman who are mentally
stable and sexually unstable.
#12
What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?
Slow Children At Play
#13
You know you have problems when you mentally click a "like"
button every time you see something that pleases you..
#14
There's something mentally wrong with people who ask other parents
if their baby isn't the cutest baby they've ever seen
#15
What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter?
Flame retardant
#16
A Short Offensive and Original Joke What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?
Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
#17
What's similar between Gump and Trump?
They are both mentally challenged and "just felt like runnin'"
#18
What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?
Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.
#19
What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?
A retardis.
#20
What do you call a mentally challenged feather pillow?
A downs pillow.
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Another reason people love mentally jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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