😂

Mic Jokes

33 jokes · Page 1 of 2

Jokes / Mic Jokes

What Are Mic Jokes?

Mic Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mic jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
How do Mexicans cut their pizza?
With Little Ceasars *drops mic, Harlem shakes off stage*
🔗 View
#2
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black. *drops mic, gets beat by security*
🔗 View
#3
If Hitler made a Microphone company...
...it'd be called "The Third Mic".
🔗 View
#4
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't Budget<drops mic> Ironically I'm an Accountant and have Chron's so this is not my problem.
🔗 View
#5
[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is taco ME: four please JUDGE: we're
not- ME: with chips JUDGE: ordering ME: *lips on mic* extra guac
🔗 View
#6
Hillary Clinton and the Email Hillary: "At least I, unlike Lindsay Graham, USE email!
<drops mic>
🔗 View
#7
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?
Feyonce. *drops mic, throws up dynasty sign*
🔗 View
#8
I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash?
Because it had a bad driver! *drops mic*
🔗 View
#9
Lawyer: so tell me, why was my client's mouth bleeding?
Dentist: he doesn't floss Me: You hit me! D: [puts lips on mic] bc you don't floss
🔗 View
#10
[court] LAWYER: Did u kill him?
ME: No L: You know what the punishment is for committing perjury? ME [lips on the mic] Much less than murder
🔗 View
#11
What did the right eye say to the left?
There's something between us that smells.. *drops mic*
🔗 View
#12
What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?
Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"
🔗 View
#13
I remember my first time at a mic.
"Cleanup on aisle 5" & "Price check-Advil" were two early bits that really seemed to resonate with folks.
🔗 View
#14
"any questions for Mr.
deGrasse Tyson?" [I knock over an old woman while sprinting to the mic] HOW DOES AIR CONDITIONING WORK IN SPACE?
🔗 View
#15
i'm just like one of the ladies in the commercials!
dancin around with nair on my pits! usin a tampon as a mic as i lipsync the cranberries!
🔗 View
#16
I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night...he hypnotized 7 guys...then dropped the mic
on his foot and yelled*F@CK ME*...what happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life...
🔗 View
#17
[bankruptcy court] JUDGE: *rubbing bridge of nose* Says here you bought 1000 bouncy castles?
ME: *lips on mic* For my kingdom, Your Honor
🔗 View
#18
What did one fetus say to the other?
Guess were wombmates! *drops mic*
🔗 View
#19
How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?
She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."
🔗 View
#20
Do you know who REALLY gets irony?
Skydiving schools. Cuz you gotta drop out to graduate! *releases mic to float down on tiny parachute*
🔗 View
← Previous Page 1 of 2 Next →

🔗 Related Topics

👩‍👧 Jokes for Mothers Day ⚡ One-Liner Jokes 🔬 Science Jokes 🍕 Food Jokes 👶 Kid Friendly Jokes 💌 Jokes for Valentines 💰 Money Jokes 🚪 Knock Knock Jokes

❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Mic Jokes?
Our collection features 33 Mic Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Mic Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Mic Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Mic Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Mic Jokes are available?
We currently have 33 Mic Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Mic Jokes?
Mic Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Mic Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and mic jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love mic jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

💬 People Also Ask

What is a good Mic Jokes to share?
A good mic jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Mic Jokes safe for all ages?
Most mic jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Mic Jokes?
mic jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Mic Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Mic Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new mic jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Mic Jokes for a specific occasion?
Absolutely. Our collection covers many themes and occasions. Browse the related topics section on this page to find jokes tailored to birthdays, holidays, work events, and more.

Tips for Sharing Mic Jokes

Discover More Mic Jokes

Looking for more laughs? Explore the related topics above or try our random joke generator. With hundreds of categories to choose from, you will never run out of fresh material to share and enjoy.

🎲 Get a Random Joke