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Mice Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mice jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?
Heavy petting.
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#2
Why do mice have such small balls?
Because not very many of them can dance.
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#3
ME: My husband says you use special traps that put the mice outside to
play with their friends EXTERMINATOR [LOOKS AT HUSBAND]: umm, yeaahh
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#4
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two. The trouble's getting them in there.
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#5
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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#6
Why do mice have such small balls?
Because very few of them know how to dance.
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#7
What do indian mice do when they get scared?
They scurry!
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#8
What is a black cat's favourite TV show ?
Miami Mice !
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#9
Why do mice have long tails ?
Well they'd look silly with long hair !
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#10
Next time you think you're weird think about how Walt Disney had a
fetish for ducks and mice in high heels and shitload of mascara.
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#11
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two, but I have no idea how they get in there.
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#12
ROOMMATE: While I'm away, can you get some mice to feed my pet snake?
ME: Sure [later] ME [to mice] Come on fellas, pls just cook something
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#13
Three blind ______ In Asia, its not 3 blind mice.
It's 3 blind rice.
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#14
Hickory dickory dock Three mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one And the other two got away with minor injuries.
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#15
Sorry for throwing mice
at your wedding.
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#16
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two, but I dunno how they got in there.
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#17
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.
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#18
What are crisp like milk and go 'eek eek eek' when you eat them ?
Mice Krispies !
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#19
I put JIF Peanut butter in the mousetraps and although I didn't
catch any mice I did manage to snag 3 choosy mothers.
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#20
What's a cats favorite song?
3 blind mice
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