What Are Minimum Jokes?
Minimum Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of minimum jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#21
Why can't I pay pay your mom for sex with my credit card?
Because there's a minimum charge of 5 dollars.
#22
What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?
A minimum.
#23
What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
#24
I will spend a minimum of three minutes looking for something
resembling a spoon before breaking down and washing one.
#25
My life sucks I've got a less-than-minimum-wage job, my best friend has no brain, my neighbor is an asshole, my boss is a stingy bitch, and the worst part...
#I live in a pineapple under the sea.
#26
What's the bare minimum?
One bear.
#27
What do you call a small parent?
A minimum !
#28
Exactly how many good deeds do you have to commit to get into Heaven?
I'm talking bare minimum here.
#29
What's a Grecian Urn?
About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.
#30
JOB OPENING: Entry-level for recent college grads.
Minimum 87 years of experience required.
#31
From now on, when you see the word "minimum", good
luck trying to not imagine a tiny British mother.
#32
Do they have a shitty attitude because they work for minimum wage,
or work for minimum wage because they have a shitty attitude?
#33
Eight glasses of water a day?
Nope. I do a minimum of sixteen. Keeps you looking young. Take me for example. I was born in 1926.
#34
Why did Ted get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the _bear_ minimum?
#35
What' the bare minimum?
One bear
#36
How much is the bare minimum?
1 bear.
#37
You texted "SORRY" followed by six "!"s, and seven was the minimum I was looking for so...
apology not accepted
#38
ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years exp required.
Must speak 4 languages, have 2 Olympic medals & a reference letter from Barack Obama.
#39
Minimum Wage, Maximum Rage: The
life of a Twitter opinion haver
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