What Are Minors Jokes?
Minors Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of minors jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A "C," an "E-flat" and a "G" walk into a bar.....
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors here."
#2
They asked me if I was into minors...
I said, "Bro, hell no. That coal gets messy."
#3
What do you call a hot high school math teacher?
Expansion of minors
#4
What has Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common?
They both fucked minors
#5
My friend asked me how I got so good at guitar.
I told him I'm use to fingering minors.
#6
I don't understand why we give bad kids coal.
Isn't coal what minors want?
#7
So A C and E walk into a music bar...
The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
#8
A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar.
The bartender says:, Sorry, but we don't serve minors.
#9
You know Michael Jackson had a pro baseball contract?
Unfortunately he never made it out of the minors and into the bigs.
#10
Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
#11
Karate Kid (1984) Two grown adults enlist
minors to fight a martial arts proxy war.
#12
a C, Eb, and a G walk into a bar...
The bartender says "sorry we don't serve minors here," so the Eb walks out and the C and the G have a fifth between them.
#13
How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
#14
What have Margret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common?(NSFW)
They both fucked miners(minors) in the 1980s
#15
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
Because he was fingering minors.
#16
Musicians are perverts.
The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly fingering minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist.
#17
What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?
They both shafted minors in the 1980's.
#18
What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
#19
I'm okay with selling fake ID's to minors
because they're all organ donor cards.
#20
Why are there so few professional pedophiles?
Most of them prefer playing in the minors.
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