What Are Mints Jokes?
Mints Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mints jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?
Condom-Mints
#2
Not all Girl Scouts are nice.
Some silent fart while you're filling out the paperwork for Thin Mints and they don't even say they're sorry.
#3
Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community.
Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.
#4
Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
#5
Mints I was eating mint chocolates
and I felt sick after eight.
#6
Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?
He was in charge of refresh mints.
#7
What would you call a store that sold only mints and gum?
Bad Breath and Beyond.
#8
HR: Did you eat all the mints that were in my jar?
me: No [some mints fall out of my mouth] HR: me: Yes [more mints fall out of my mouth]
#9
What do you call someone who sings about mints?
A "Minstrel".
#10
What do houses eat when their breath stinks?
Apart Mints
#11
Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones
mouth while they're talking?
#12
What do you call mints you can spread through social media?
Memementos
#13
Eating a box of Thin Mints doesn't make you thin.
Apparently.
#14
They have free mints in the movie theater bathrooms.
Wife: "GROSS, who eats mints from the bathroom?!" Me: (Mouth full of mints) "I KNOW!"
#15
I'm gonna start carrying breath mints around in an engagement ring box
just to briefly make women really uncomfortable during conversation.
#16
How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
#17
What kind of breath freshener does George Clinton use?
Parlia-mints
#18
Pain Pills?
You mean bitch mints? **^^flexes**
#19
Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints
in someone's mouth while they're talking?
#20
Dear Girl Scouts, Your Mints did not make me Thin.
ps. Please send more.
Why People Enjoy Mints Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and mints jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love mints jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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