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Monk Jokes

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Monk Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of monk jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog stand
and says "Make me one with everything"
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#2
So how do monks stay warm in the snow covered peaks and whatnot?
they have a shawl in temple
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#3
How many women fits in a monk monastery?
Nun.
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#4
"Hey girl, you ever dated a monk before?" "no?
well how would you like to get into the habit?"
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#5
What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?
Namaste
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#6
Data's joke from Star Trek:TNG, please finish it: "A monk
a clone and a ferengi decided to go bowling together."
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#7
What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?
Give me one more chants!
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#8
A doctor, a midget, a monk and an indian is at a bar when ...
... a blonde suddenly walks in. M. Night Shyamalan shouts "Cut!". The blonde fainted.
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#9
How do you unlock a monastery door?
With a monk key.
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#10
Theravada Monks purge all their earthly possessions to express their faith and pursue spiritual stillness of mind.
I did it because fleas.
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#11
What's the hottest thing in China right now?
A Tibetan monk on fire.
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#12
Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?
He had no attachments.
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#13
How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?
Ohmmmmmm............?
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#14
I knocked over the altar at a Buddhist temple the other day
and spilled ash all over the monks They were incensed
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#15
A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food truck...
... And says "make me one with everything".
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#16
Did you know if you beat up a monk then he's no longer vegetarian?
He becomes a *sore-sage*.
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#17
A Buddhist monk was on the streets of New York and he stopped at a hotdog stand.
The vendor asks, "what would you like on it?" to which he replied,"Make me one with everything".
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#18
I heard about Buddhist monks who lit themselves on fire to protest
prosucution Certainly one way to reach enlightenment
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#19
Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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#20
Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?
Because old habits die hard.
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