What Are Monthly Jokes?
Monthly Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of monthly jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Wife holding bank statement: What's this payment?
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly? M: No, it's just for the one skydive
#2
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man a monthly subscription of fish delivery right to his home, profit.
#3
Growing up in a household dominated by females, you learn: 1.
The importance of listening 2. 101 euphemisms for "the monthly visitor"
#4
I'm here to make a monthly
joke April Fools.
#5
My girlfriend goes on a bike trip every 28 days.
She calls it her monthly cycle.
#6
I recently stopped sending monthly payments to my exorcist...
Because of that my house was repossessed
#7
Incest Competition My town is having its monthly
incest competition, I entered my sister.
#8
Dammit Springsteen, I was born in the USA too but you don't see me making
millions in monthly residuals from a 20 year old song about it.
#9
[my cell phone rings] ME (a person who pays a monthly
fee to allow this): Ugh why is this happening
#10
To the people complaining about my tweets.
Sorry I'm not justifying your monthly subscription of $0
#11
my accountant: look at ur currently monthly budget: RENT: $800 GAS:
$200 CHEEZ-ITS: $2,750 me: ur right, i need a cheaper place.
#12
a beer at yankee stadium is like a monthly
mortgage payment in any other state
#13
I once had a lot of arguments and rants with my bank manager.
But then I decided to consolidate all my rants into one simple monthly outburst.
#14
I'm gonna start a woman's monthly magazine called "Period", and
some months I will send it out late to freak out subscribers
#15
I pay a monthly membership fee that
lets me think about going to a gym.
#16
it's very distracting hearing your girlfriend being mauled
by a tiger as you try to read "big cat owners monthly".
#17
TIL that Harriet Tubman sought a monthly pension of $25 a month for services in the civil war ,but was only awarded $20.
100+ years later we're still only giving her a $20.
#18
I lent my cell phone to my cousin, but he kept going to out-of-service areas causing me to receive extra charges on my monthly bill...
So I call him and say "Ay cousin! Stop Roman around!"
#19
My grandma keeps talking about her monthly checks, prescription drugs and how much she loves Miami.
I think she's a rapper.
#20
A bunch of religious accounts are following me so I can
only assume I'm the subject of a monthly sermon series.
Why People Enjoy Monthly Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and monthly jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love monthly jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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