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#1
Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say the morgue the merrier.
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#2
What did one necrophiliac say to the other as they walked by the morgue?
"You wanna stop in and suck down a couple of cold ones?"
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#3
Career day: Hi kids I'm Bills Dad and I work at the local morgue.
Who wants to pet a dead body?"
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#4
"Wow he's good" -possum
at the morgue
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#5
Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?
To the morgue.
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#6
[morgue] mum: [crying over my bullet ridden body] how did this happen cop:
the robber yelled "everyone be cool" so he tried to do a kickflip
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#7
What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?
[OC] Icy dead people!
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#8
So I was having sex with a girl from work...
She wasn't really into it, and then to make matters worse my boss walked in on us. Long story short, I lost my job at the morgue.
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#9
[Morgue] Cop: Sir, I know it's tough but we need you to ID the body
Me looking at corpse: *takes deep breath* Areare you over 21?
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#10
Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?
In a morgue.
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#11
"Alright man let's crack open a few cold ones, it's going to be a fun night"
Said one necrophiliac to another as they walked into the morgue
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#12
My mate asked me why I had sex noises saved on my iPod...
I said, "It's for sound effects during sex". He asked, "Ah, is the wife a bit quiet in the bedroom?" "No," I replied, "I work in a morgue."
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#13
What's the policy at French morgues?
Baguette and tag it.
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#14
*tear runs down cheek "Why are all these people
dead on the inside?" "Sir, this is a morgue."
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#15
My mate asked me why I have sex noises saved on my iPod.
I said, "It's for sound effects during sex." He asked, "Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?" I replied, "No, I work in a morgue."
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#16
I just participated in a silent disco.
Well, I got drunk at the morgue.
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#17
When you said you wanted to show me a stiff
one, I had no idea you worked in a morgue.
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#18
I lost two things today.
My virginity... ...and my job at the morgue.
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#19
What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?
Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.
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#20
I lost two things today: My virginity
and my job as a morgue assistant.
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