What Are Motion Jokes?
Motion Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of motion jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Confuse your least favorite person at work by moving in
slow motion when they're the only person watching you
#2
I wish you were on the football team because
I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
#3
I'm the guy in the meeting giving coworkers the throat slash motion when
the boss says "Anybody have anything else 2 add before we adjourn?"
#4
*walks up to fountain* *throws in a shiny penny* *crosses fingers* *makes
wish* *looks over at mother-in-law* *does throat slash motion*
#5
Motion to rename diarrhea "craps lock." I am
very proud of the person I have become.
#6
Motion to change the country's motto to:
"America - we're not that bright."
#7
*makes snow angel motions in bed
every morning tryna find phone*
#8
I like to think of myself as a guy who doesn't scare too easily but
I just beat the shit out of a motion activated air freshener.
#9
A senior partner with a herniated disc limps into a conference room Coworker 1: "I feel like the world's
moving in slow motion" (pause) Coworker 1: "Oh wait, it's just Charlie" (motions at partner)
#10
It is by Caffeine Alone I Set My Mind in Motion...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yorfOiQvkew
#11
'So Timmy, how did you fall into that well?' 'Oh.
I never fell in, I was p- *sees Lassie do cut throat motion* -was jumping in.'
#12
I'm in a very dark place right now.
Suggestions on getting these motion sensing lights in the public bathroom to come back on...?
#13
Paid $50 for a device that has a motion detector that emits a sound to
scare off neighbor's cat....she's out there rubbing up against it now
#14
Motion to rename biological clock
"restless egg syndrome."
#15
Advertising taught me that hair conditioner
makes you move in slow motion.
#16
I've been putting my sunglasses on and walking away from
things in slow motion all day, nothing has exploded yet.
#17
[NSFW] Do you know who is the best at brushing their teeth?
Adult males because they have experience at grasping a firm rod and moving it back and forth in a rapid motion.
#18
What do you call a running chicken?
Poultry in motion.
#19
Poop When you say the word "poop" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop.
Same with diarrhea.
#20
I have a dream that my son will one day live in a nation where he will
not be judged by the size of his boat but by the motion of his ocean.
Why People Enjoy Motion Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and motion jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love motion jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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