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#1
My new bowflex comes tomorrow...so if anyone wants to buy
a slightly used bowflex in a couple months let me know.
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#2
I get out of awkward dinner party convos by telling people it's my first
outing since the psychiatrist declared me unfit to stand trial
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#3
Why is my Tetris highscore like my wife?
I beat both of them for fun.
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#4
I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn.
He will just have to mow around me because I'm not moving..
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#5
I could be subtweeting my cat for all you know.
Calm down.
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#6
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?
He: My name is paul.
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#7
A duck walks up to a prostitute....
And says, "put it on my bill"
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#8
Found newspaper from day my son was born.
Originally saved so he could see news of that day. Now saving so he can see what a newspaper was.
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#9
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
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#10
Dingo: The dingo community is known for many other things TV Host: What are cooking for us today?
Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw
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#11
The boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money....
He serves up a great burger and fries.
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#12
i sold all my lizards to buy my girlfriend a Toyota Tundra but she sold
her drivers license to buy me a awesome obstacle course for lizards
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#13
Yeah, I guess you could say I "rescued" my dog.
I did stop him right before he was gonna start his own podcast
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#14
Anyone got a 10 year old daughter I could introduce as mine?
Stuck in an elaborate lie after putting my music on shuffle at a party.
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#15
I play with my hair a lot because
I don't have testicles.
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#16
Can't believe my neighbors don't have any rum.
How am I supposed to enjoy their hot tub while they're on vacation?
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#17
I ran 3 miles this morning, so if I did my math
correctly, I can eat 3 pounds of cake today.
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#18
I lost my virginity.
Can't remember a thing, my pussy hurts and there is a used condom on the floor. Last thing I remember was seeing Bill Cosby in the bar.
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#19
I'm going to save my resolution for 2015, I think
I want to be an asshole for another year.
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#20
*experiences all five stages of grief while the waiter
walks by my table with what I thought was my dinner*
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