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Needle Jokes

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Needle Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of needle jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The government closed my non-profit clean needle exchange
because we were just wiping 'em off with an old rag.
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#2
Why did the nun swallow a needle?
So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.
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#3
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie
Barbie ...complete with needle tracks
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#4
I stick pins and needles in the people I don't
like because can't afford voodoo dolls.
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#5
You sit quietly under a needle for hours getting a tattoo but if I touch
you with my ice cold feet you let out a bloodcurdling scream.
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#6
It's easier to find the needle in the haystack when you bring a flamethrower.
That's a fact, jack. Merica.
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#7
I just swallowed my record player's needle and nothing's happened to me,
nothing's happened to me, nothing's happened to me, nothing's happe
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#8
A patriotic needle said:
Don't thread on me.
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#9
WIFE: Every time I get close, I get hurt.
THERAPIST: Is this true? PORCUPINE HUSBAND: *bristles* OF COURSE IT'S TRUE I'M A BALL OF NEEDLES
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#10
I bet a heroin addict could find
a needle in a haystack.
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#11
Im opening up a tattoo shop just for blind people.
I wont really tattoo them. Ill just stab'em with a needle taped to a vibrator for an hour
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#12
If you lost your needle in a haystack then I don't think you were responsible enough to have had a needle in the first place.
Needle loser.
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#13
(NSFW) I might have a needle dick.
But I fuck like a sewing machine.
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#14
You know what would really suck?
Finding a needle in a haystack.
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#15
tailor's daughter.
Did you hear about the tailor's daughter ? She was so good with a needle and thread she never felt a prick til she was 12 years old.
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#16
What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?
A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS
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#17
Coffee: you haven't had enough until you can thread
a sewing machine needle while it's running.
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#18
[blood bank] Doc inserts needle [turns around] YOU AGAIN!
[vampire sucking on tube like straw] GO ON SCOOT [chases him from room with broom]
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#19
If you want to find a needle in
a haystack, burn the haystack.
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#20
"Surely I say unto you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich
man to enter the kingdom of God." I wonder why rich men didn't just chop up the camel first...
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