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What Are Needs Jokes?

Needs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of needs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I came....I saw....
I'm a lumberjack who needs to stop watching porn & get a *life*....
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#2
My little brother urinated all over my new laptop.
I think he needs to learn to use Ctrl P.
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#3
*catwoman struggles into suit* *catwoman
realises she needs to pee* *crie*
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#4
Either this balsamic vinegar tastes like red wine or
my liquor store really needs an air conditioner.
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#5
Just had a 9 minute argument with The Boy over why he needs to change his underwear this morning.
Don't forget your birth control, friends.
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#6
I'm glad twitter is new because nobody needs to see Michelangelo rt'ing
every time someone mentions how majestic the Sistine Chapel is.
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#7
Paddy needs to get
his shit together
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#8
I beat my wife at dominos the other night.
She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings.
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#9
We need to protect this country!
The U.S. needs to stop these Chinese terrorists from crossing the border and spreading Ebola!
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#10
I just changed a light bulb with a beer in my
hand if anyone needs a man for something.
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#11
ATTORNEY: my client would like to confess ME: i sell human organs on
the black market JUDGE [who needs a kidney transplant]: tell me more
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#12
My girlfriend said she needs some time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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#13
Nurse: Doctor this man needs an IV!
Roman Empire doctor: OF WHAT? HE NEEDS 4 OF WHAT?!
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#14
Throwing handfuls of parmesan cheese at someone while yelling "PARMAGEDDON!"
might just be the game-changer your Monday needs.
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#15
How does an ugly guy get the girl?
All he needs is game
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#16
The way I see it, the only thing my daughter's little "boyfriend"
needs to know about me is I ain't afraid to go back to prison.
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#17
Your password needs to contain a capital letter a number an emoji a plot
and a protagonist with some character development and a twist end.
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#18
Little boy has diarrhea and tells his mom he needs viagra Mom replies " What the hell
for?" Boy replies "Isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
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#19
If I won $900,000,000, I'd give a quarter of it to Charity...
She's a talented dancer and says she needs money for school.
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#20
I'm okay with "lol", I'm cool with "omg", I even
tolerate "rofl", but "smh" needs to gtfo.
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needs jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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