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#1
Did you hear about the newlyweds who mixed up the lube and window putty?
All their windows fell out
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#2
Best advice I can give to newlyweds is
to buy a really comfortable couch.
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#3
What did the chauffeur say to the newlyweds as they passed the last rest stop?
Speak now, or forever hold your piss.
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#4
A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex.
Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms.
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#5
Newlyweds tell the hotel desk clerk "we need a room we just got married!" Clerk says "would you like
a bridal?" The husband replies" no I'll just hold her by the ears until she gets the hang of it."
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#6
Starting to reconsider the Supreme Court decision...
what are these lesbian newlyweds going to do with all the sandwiches they make if they always eat out?
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#7
On a scale of newlyweds to married 25 years,
how willing are you to admit I'm right?
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#8
What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?
The variables aren't necessarily related.
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