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#1
Argon walks into a bar...
bartender says, "we don't serve your kind". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him.
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#2
Joke for chemistry nerds ;) Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says: -We don't serve noble gases here!
Argon doesn't react.
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#3
I periodically tell chemistry jokes But usually there is no reaction.
Probably people are just too noble.
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#4
I sexually identify with the noble panda; I too have difficulty
having sex in a cage surrounded by 800 Chinese people
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#5
So my penis used to be in the Guinness book of world
records I'm not allowed in Barnes and Noble anymore
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#6
Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat
to overcome problems that only exist under Communism.
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#7
I told a joke about noble gasses the other day.
There was no reaction.
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#8
If a king farts...
Is it considered a noble gas?
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#9
What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?
Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.
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#10
Helium walks into a bar...
and the barman says 'sorry we don't serve noble gasses in here'. However Helium doesn't react.
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#11
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?
Because it was a noble gas
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#12
Once I told a noble gas joke...
There wasn't a reaction
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#13
I like to sit outside Barnes & Noble with my iPad and make
caveman noises at the people coming out with real books.
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#14
If Barnes and Noble started selling paint, what colors would they sell?..
50 Shades of Grey
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#15
I told my friend he was noble....
He didn't react.
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#16
Got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving the "Caution
Wet Floor" sign to the Fifty Shades of Gray aisle.
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#17
Chemistry Joke I hate telling noble
gas jokes there's never a reaction.
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#18
A chemistry joke.
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases in here." Helium doesn't react.
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#19
KING ARTHUR: ...and that is our noble quest.
REPORTER: K, great. What shape is your table? A: Um, round? But that's not really... R: Got it
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#20
If Love is like Chemistry.
I am a noble gas.
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