What Are Noise Jokes?
Noise Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of noise jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
All I wanna do is *gun shot* *gun shot* *gun shot* *cash register noise*
*goat sounds* *mousetrap explodes* wake up from this weird dream.
#2
How do you know your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.
#3
I couldn't sleep because my fan was making loud noises.
Yeah,it's a huge metal fan !
#4
We woke up to a noise.
I grabbed a bat. He grabs a can of body spray. "Really? Gunna make this burglar irresistible to women huh?"
#5
If you're going to carry on a cell phone conversation in the men's room you
can count on me to make HORRIBLE noises and flush every two seconds.
#6
A gross joke which is better to listen to, than to read.
- What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool? You can't [gbrblblblbl](gargling noise) with a regular stool.
#7
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
(Gagging noise) My all time favorite joke.
#8
Elephant 911: What's ur em- Elephant: MOUSE Elephant 911: WHERE Elephant:
FLOOR Elephant 911: JUMP ON THE TABLE [table breaking noises]
#9
Getting Old- It's scary when you start making
the same noises as your coffee maker.
#10
What do we want?!
AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them?! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#11
What do we want?
Race Car Noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeoooooooowwwww!
#12
My girlfriend is like a bagpipe When I
squeeze her she makes annoying noises.
#13
what do we want LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES
when do we want them NNNNEEOOOW
#14
Little girl: "Grandma, make a noise like a frog." Grandma: "Why?" Little
girl: "Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."
#15
WIFE [in labour] GOD MAKE IT STOP MIDWIFE: The baby's WIFE: NO, THE NOISE
ME [stops playing pan pipes] Is the nurse being too loud, love?
#16
*accidentally uses flash while trying to take pic of funny looking person on the bus* ...
*makes distant thunder noises with mouth*
#17
I was in the car with my girlfriend, and I started hearing this annoying whining noise...
So my girlfriend got out to look at the engine and I drove off.
#18
*hears suspicious noise in backyard, is too lazy to get up & investigate*
*smells cookies baking at neighbors house, immediately goes over*
#19
How do you know your girlfriend is too young for you?
You have to make airplane noises to put your dick in her mouth
#20
What do you call it when crows make noise?
A caw-cawphony
Why People Enjoy Noise Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and noise jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love noise jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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