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Nom Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nom jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What is cookie monsters favorite war?
Vietnom nom nom nom
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#2
Do you have to be from Vietnam to open up a restaurant
called "Viet Noms?" I'm asking for a friend
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#3
"son, did i ever tell you about how I served in Nom?" "dad, don't you
mean Nam?" "sorry son i ate a small cake at the end of that sentence"
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#4
What do you call an unidentifiable eating disorder?
An a-nom-aly
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#5
what do you call an animal that's neither a herbivore nor a carnivore??
an om-nom-nomnivore
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#6
"If Bernie doesn't get the nom, I'm voting Trump." "Also, if McDonald's
is out of chicken nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."
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#7
Working on a screen play that involves zombies invading a prom.
I'm calling it "Prom Nom Nom"
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#8
What country do all cats wish to get their food from?
Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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#9
I have a condition that I eat when I can't sleep.
Its called Insom-nom-nom-nomnia.
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#10
What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?
A denom-nom-nominator!
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#11
If Cookie Monster was going to eat a country, what country would he eat?
Viet-nom-nom-nom-nom
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#12
A Gingerbread Man Veteran
...lost his legs in 'Nom
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#13
Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?
He lost it back in the 'Nom War
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#14
Swim swim swim breach surface fly through air
catch seagull swim nom nom nom swim swim
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#15
Which war was the hungriest?
Viet-nom.
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#16
What do you call the cookbook of the dead?
The Necrinom-nom-nomicon
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#17
What do you call the study of food prices?
EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics.
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#18
From a Latin FAQ Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb **edo** ("I eat"), what case should you use?
A: The om-nom-nominative.
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#19
What war did a fat person fight in?
Viet-nom-nom-nom
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#20
Bong hits bring all the cheetos to my
jaw, and it's like, nom nom nom nom.
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