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#1
What's the difference...
between a girls mouth and a girls vagina? There is none! I want my penis to be inside both of these things.
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#2
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just beat the walls because they are black
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#3
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
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#4
What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?
None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.
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#5
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.
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#6
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.
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#7
I keep trying to think of a bone joke
But none of them are humerous
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#8
How many "friend-zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They'll just compliment it and get pissed when it wont screw.
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#9
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
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#10
Little league Played baseball with some orphaned kids today.
:) I won. None of them seemed to know where home was.
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#11
how many cops does it take to push a black man down stairs?
none, he "fell"
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#12
How many call girls does it take to chAnge a lightbulb.
None, because when they're dead their just called hookers.
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#13
How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they enlighten themselves.
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#14
How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None- that's hardware.
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#15
How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
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#16
How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
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#17
How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?
None, he fell.
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#18
How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They're all to busy beating the room for being black!
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#19
How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.
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#20
How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none. They would just beat the room because it was black.
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