What Are Norm Jokes?
Norm Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of norm jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
The other day I tell my wife, "when I look into the mirror I only see an old fat man, I need you
to make me feel better about myself." She says "you have perfect eyesight." - Norm MacDonald
#2
What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?
'I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald
#3
"My computer just crashed" is going to be a much more
serious statement when self-driving cars are the norm
#4
Norm MacDonald's father's favorite joke (as told by Norm MacDonald)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3UqEgL1VXI&t=14m44s
#5
You know, I'm old enough to remember...
When the worst thing you'd hear about on the news were highjacked jetliners flying into buildings. --Norm MacDonald
#6
I used to think that revenge was a dish best served cold But then I learned that it's an expression meaning to get back at somebody.
Courtesy of Norm MacDonald
#7
I feel bad for the homeless guy "I feel bad for the homeless guy, but I feel really bad the homeless
guy's dog, because he must be thinking 'Man, this is the longest walk ever" -Norm Macdonald
#8
My best friend was brutally murdered last week Its only now that I can look back and laugh.
- Norm Macdonald
#9
Classic Norm MacDonald joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q
#10
My parents are pretty middle aged.
"So? That's pretty norm-" *two knights bust in* "CHILD, DOST THOU REQUEST REFRESHMENTS FROM THE TAVERN?"
#11
I never buy Easter Seals...
because I wouldn't know what to feed them. Norm McDonald
#12
ID is a funny abbreviation.
The I stands for I and D strands for dentification. -Norm Macdonald
#13
Norm Macdonald tells a good joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q
#14
A good name for a dog would be syndrome.
Because then you could say down, syndrome. -courtesy of norm macdonald ;)
#15
1 We must strive to disconnect gender norms from career choices.
It is my hope that the next generation is better, that Secretary Kerry's grandchildren never feel the embarrassment his children feel.
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Another reason people love norm jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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