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Olives Jokes

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#1
[opens jar of olives and pours them in my
garden] "Now grow to be a restaurant"
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#2
What kind of olives do I like?
Olive them
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#3
[me as a passenger on the titanic] oh ewww are there olives in this salad?
YOU be quiet lillian, i swear this trip cannot possibly get worse
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#4
Two olives are pals, and they're hanging from the tree like they'vebeen for months.
Suddenly, one falls to the ground. The remainingone says, "Are you ok?" And the other replies, "Olive!"
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#5
sperm is like olives you
need to learn to eat it
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#6
Just ran 45 minutes on the treadmill and burned 732 calories.
Or as many people like to call it, 4 olives.
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#7
Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?
Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.
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#8
A guy just came into this restaurant by himself, ordered a plate of olives, ate them, and left.
If you see something, say something.
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#9
Eaten so many blue cheese stuffed olives today that it feels like
France and Greece are waging a war for land in my intestines.
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#10
If Olive oil is made from olives - baby oil made from what?
*is
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#11
Baby oil If olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable
oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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#12
This sub is the best.
It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10
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#13
Oil If: Peanut oil is made from peanuts.
Olive oil is made from olives. Corn oil is made from corn. Then: What is baby oil made from?
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#14
Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?
Really ugly olives.
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#15
What happened to the two gladiator olives?
They were pitted against each other
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#16
If olive oil is made with squished up olives and nut oil is made with squished up nuts...
What's baby oil made from?
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#17
My one and only joke.
Two olives are sitting at a bar, one falls off and the other one says "Ahhh are you ok?" And the one that fell is like "Yeah, olive."
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#18
We crush olives for olive oil, we crush walnuts for walnut oil and we
crush sunflower seeds for sunflower oil So how do we make baby oil?
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#19
Finally cleaned out the fridge to make meal planning easier.
Tonight, we're having buttered olives with mustard and baking soda.
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#20
"THIS SUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW!!!"-what i just screamed
in subway as i spit black olives all over a 7 year old.
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