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Opposite Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of opposite jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then what's the opposite of "progress"?
"Cliche jokes".
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#2
What's different between Asians and Caucasians?
We're opposites in terms of erections and math class - one's hard for each of us, while the other isn't.
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#3
What's the opposite of ennui?
Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.
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#4
2:40 is the opposite of 4:20 If you wake
up at 2:40 you're in rehab and detoxing.
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#5
On Pedophile Opposite Day they go to
army bases to have sex with Majors.
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#6
What's the opposite of a gay bar?
An allahu akbar.
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#7
What's the opposite of marshmellow?
Well, I guess it would be marshmadness
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#8
The opposite of Iceland
is water water
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#9
I once lived opposite a slaughterhouse.
The view from my bedroom was offal.
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#10
I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone
that means you'd better do what I meant and not what I said.
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#11
Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?
Willem DaFriend.
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#12
Excuse, where is the opposite sidewalk?
Right there (points). -Can't be, right there they told me it was here.
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#13
[driver on opposite side of the road puts head lights on] moth driving:
omg moth wife: Harold no we have a baby moth baby: FLOOR IT DAD
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#14
The remote does not go next to the TV.
That's the opposite of why you have a remote.
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#15
What did one train track say to the opposite track?
Wanna race?
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#16
If the opposite of "pro" is "con"...
What's the opposite of progress?
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#17
Studies shows that most people don't know the opposites
to these words: Always Coming From Take Me Down
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#18
What's the opposite of pro?
Con. So what's the opposite of progress?
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#19
What do you call the exact opposite
of progress Congress
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#20
Many Americans don't know the opposites of the following
words: * Always * Coming * From * Take * Me * Down
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