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#1
In all US bars you can now order an Osama Bin Laden...
two shots and a splash of water
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#2
Osama Bin Laden tried his hand as a movie reviewer before settling on global terrorism...
Unfortunately, he always gave films the same rating: 9/11.
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#3
My all-time favorite one liner NSFW Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
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#4
Who will win between Obama and Osama in chess?
Osama, Obama is missing two towers.
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#5
Osama Bin Laden had a stand up comedy
special last night it bombed
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#6
tough choice Obama, Osama, and Hitler are lined up against
a wall who gets shot first Obama for fucking this country
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#7
You know who hates unexpected visitors?
Osama Bin Ladin
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#8
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
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#9
What's the difference between Obama and Osama?
O(b-s)ma^2
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#10
French Joke Q.
Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama? A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
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#11
Katie Price and Osama Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit
next to on a plane, but to be fair, with either one a blow job is guaranteed.
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#12
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
Jager bombs
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#13
I told my mom that the CIA was going to keep Osama Bin Laden's porn collection away from the public.
She said, "Who cares? It's probably just full of camels, anyway."
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#14
How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive?
One terrorbyte.
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#15
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy
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#16
Q.
What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
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#17
What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte
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#18
What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?
Osama-Been-Loggin'
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#19
Osama was found hiding in mansion in Abbottabad.
Talk abbot-a-bad place to try and hide...
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#20
Did you hear they came out with a drink called the Osama Bin Laden?
It's two shots and a splash of water.
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