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What Are Pact Jokes?

Pact Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pact jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The most awkward part of a murder/suicide
pact has to be deciding who goes first.
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#2
Me and my girlfriend had a suicide pact.
One of us got cold feet.
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#3
Made a pact w/ my wife that if we're 40 & kids haven't stopped whining,
we'll meet at top of the Empire State Building so they can't find us
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#4
Why did the USSR agree to a nonaggression pact with Nazi Germany?
They were Stalin.
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#5
I hope my childhood BFF forgot that silly pact we made at five to kill each other if we hadn't become ponies by 2015.
She was really dark.
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#6
My cat and I made a best friend pact tonight.
If I die first, he won't eat my body. Or if he dies first, I won't use his skull as a cup.
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#7
Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?
They were part of a stewicide pact.
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#8
My family made a pact that I'm the first to be sacrificed in a zombie apocalypse because I'll slow them down.
That's my workout motivation.
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#9
"So Dave died" Dave from work or Dave who never follows through on things "Both.
it was a suicide pact" *dave walks in* hey guys
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#10
Me and my wife decided to form a suicide pact...
Weird thing was that after she killed herself, I didn't feel like dying anymore.
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#11
Why did Russia sign the non-aggression pact with NazI Germany?
They were Stalin for time.
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#12
haha how about we make a pact if we're both single in 6 seconds we get married??
haha look how nervous u are. times runnin out tho
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#13
My friend and I have a pact that if we're not married by age 40, we're
going to fist bump and take shots for making good decisions
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