What Are Paper Jokes?
Paper Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of paper jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
cheap toilet paper.
it isn't worth shit.
#2
I can't wait till they invent the non
automatic paper towel dispenser.
#3
My elected representatives and the executives of the firm I work at are going to be in the News soon !
Thanks Panama Papers !
#4
Great!
My hot neighbor Karen just saw me in the toilet paper aisle at the supermarket! Now she's gonna know I shit!
#5
How ugly was she?
Paper or plasic?
#6
Do you know the difference "Hey, do you know what the difference is between
window curtains and toilet paper?" "No." "So it was you then!!!"
#7
A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam.
He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth - 1 mark
#8
Relationship status: I ran out of toilet paper a week ago.
Update: I am now running out of paper towels.
#9
A public restroom I was in had a sign that said "Flush
toilet paper only" and I just thought Well, shit
#10
Thought i was out of toilet paper
today Turns out i had a shitload
#11
[1st Date] Brain: Be cool, gurl Him: Hi, I'm Ja- Me: Toilet paper should be called crapkins Him: Netflix: So...
Just you and me again, eh?
#12
Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?
It's finger licking good.
#13
What do books have that Mexicans don't?
Papers.
#14
Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
#15
Rock, paper, scissors?
-The proctologist removing items from me
#16
Hand Sanitizer: Helping us discover
paper cuts we never knew we had
#17
Times are tough, my daughter just repossessed a paper airplane
she made me, over a quarter I owed her from yesterday
#18
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
#19
Shoutout to toilet paper...
...for always being there for me while I'm having a shitty day.
#20
I'm not doubting that you're 1/8th Pond People, but this is a research paper.
You can't cite "BOG WISDOM"
Why People Enjoy Paper Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and paper jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love paper jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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