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What Are Parrot Jokes?

Parrot Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of parrot jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Two parrots were sitting on a perch One says to
the other, "Something smells a bit fishy!"
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#2
What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?
SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.
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#3
What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?
An oompa loompa with a sore throat.
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#4
What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?
A polygon .
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#5
What do you call a bird that believes in the change in the basic assumptions, or paradigms, within the ruling theory of science?
A *parrot*-digm shift.
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#6
"No, you hang up" No, you hang up.
"No, you hang up" No, you hang up. "No you hang up" *slams phone* Why do I keep calling that parrot?!
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#7
I won my first cage fight last night...
Fucking Parrot didn't know what hit it.
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#8
[RACIST] The Parrot A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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#9
A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
"Cool, where'd you get that?" says the bartender. "Africa", replies the parrot. "They're all over the place."
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#10
I recommend you chickens learn to talk.
Nobody ever said let's go get a bucket of parrot.
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#11
what did the pirate do after his parrot bit off his genitals?
He got a woodpecker.
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#12
I'm sick of this condescending parrot
making fun of the way I talk.
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#13
Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?
...because he was using too much fowl language
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#14
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ?
A great walkie-talkie !
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#15
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks him, "Where did you get that thing?" Parrot says, "Africa."
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#16
A pirate with Alzheimer's sold his parrot The next
day he woke up and shouted "Where's my ship!?"
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#17
A black guy walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender then
says "Well that's special, where did you get it?" "Africa" says the parrot
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#18
cop: "you kinda look like one that's all" me: "in no way am i a pirate"
cop: "hmm, are you sure?" parrot on my shoulder: "did he stutter?"
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#19
If I had a parrot I'd teach it to say
"I know where they buried the bodies"
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#20
What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?
Politics
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