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What Are Pavement Jokes?

Pavement Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pavement jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down.
What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!
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#2
Little known fact: Arizona's
state flower is pavement.
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#3
What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?
A bananosecond
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#4
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee
Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement
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#5
Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?
A: Who cares!
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#6
Anytime I see a motorcyclist weaving in and out of traffic
and performing tricks I always root for the pavement
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#7
Keep death off our roads Drive on the pavement.
. .
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#8
I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, "Pavement ahead closed.
Please use other side." It made me cross.
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#9
so long suckers!
i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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#10
What was John Lennons final hit?
The pavement
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#11
"Hola!
I'm Senor Coconut, children" [cracks head on the pavement. Children scream] "Drink me. Drink me. I'm full of vitamins and minerals"
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#12
Nothing like riding a motorcycle without a helmet.
The wind blowing through your hair... the warm pavement on your face...
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#13
I treat pavement like Tampax Because
some bitches bleed on it!
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#14
Alcohol: You know Kung Fu and you're not afraid to use it Brain: This
makes sense right now Body: We're on board Pavement: Come at me bro
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#15
What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?
"I literally can't even."
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#16
hey look!
*picks up a tiny ghost costume off pavement* how cool is thi ew why is it wet? "dude, that's a condom"
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#17
Thanks for painting the cell towers green so they look like trees,
California, but can you paint the homeless like pavement next?
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Pavement Jokes?
Our collection features 17 Pavement Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Pavement Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Pavement Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Pavement Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Pavement Jokes are available?
We currently have 17 Pavement Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Pavement Jokes?
Pavement Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Pavement Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pavement jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love pavement jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Pavement Jokes to share?
A good pavement jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Pavement Jokes safe for all ages?
Most pavement jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Pavement Jokes?
pavement jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Pavement Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Pavement Jokes added regularly?
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