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#1
Any day now Trump and Pence are going to pull off their masks
and reveal that they're Kang and Kodos from The Simpsons
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#2
A Jewish boy asks his Father...
A Jewish boy asks his Father, "Dad, can i have 50 pence please? His Father replies, "40 pence! What do you want 30 pence for?"
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#3
I think the scariest Halloween decorations I've seen this year have
to be All the little blue signs that say Trump-Pence on them
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#4
How much is Donald Trump's life insurance?
Just one pence.
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#5
Trump/Pence 2016!
Or "TP" as I like to call it. ;)
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#6
Mike Pence doesn't believe in science But he wants
to use electricity to turn fruits into vegetables
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#7
Did Trump make the right choice when choosing his VP?
It de-Pence on who you ask.
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#8
I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious.
Laughing at my ex-pence.
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#9
A Jewish kid asks his Dad: 'Dad, can I have 50 pence please?' The father replies: '40 pence?!
what do you want 30 pence for?'
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#10
Why did Obama take all the pencils and pens when he left?
Cuz he knew Trump would bring his own Pence
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#11
Mike Pence has a strong resume, including Governor of Indiana and Shawshank Prison Guard.
#VPDebate
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#12
Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president...
Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on? Walt Disney also could not have imagined this...
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#13
The apocalypse is apparently signaled by trumpets...
...might have been a typo though, it could have been Trump/Pence
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#14
Mike Pence getting booed at Hamilton is the worst
thing to ever happen to a politician at a play
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#15
Mike Pence said that his Vice Presidential role model is Vice President Cheney.
Huh. Who would've thought that after making so much LGBT discriminatory legislation that Pence loved Dick?
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#16
After writing Revelations, John ask God...
"Lord, the end will be signaled by trumpets?" "*No, by Trump/Pence.*" "Right, so trumpets." "*Fuck it, they'll figure it out.*"
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#17
Donald Trump and Mike pence fall off a boat, neither of them can swim, who survives?
AMERICA
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#18
When the book of Revelations was written, the writer wrote that the end of the world would be signaled by trumpets.
In fact, God had said Trump/Pence.
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#19
I think Trump will be a great president
Just had to put my two Pence in there
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#20
With the announcement of Pence as Trump's running mate, it reminds me of a man running.
With a dick out in front, and an asshole behind him.
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