What Are Plates Jokes?
Plates Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of plates jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?
Subduction!
#2
Old people that say tattoos are a waste of money: You have entire
cabinets dedicated to plates that no one is allowed to use.
#3
I wonder if people in China call their crappy
plates their "America collection."
#4
This dishwasher sucks.
It's already ruined three of my paper plates.
#5
Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people.
They already have enough on their plates.
#6
Dad Dragon: If we weren't supposed to eat them they wouldn't come w plates
and toothpicks now finish ur damn knight Teen Dragon: I hate you
#7
Guys, we should stop making fun of fat people.
They have too much on their plates already.
#8
Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?
Because they're in continents.
#9
I can always tell which waiters are just in it to make money and which
are in it for the love of grossly exaggerating how hot plates are.
#10
What does the earth eat for breakfast?
Continental breakfast, served on tectonic plates.
#11
My Dad always worked really hard to be able to put dinner on the table for his family.
And still my Mam moaned because he couldn't afford to buy plates. That table was ruined.
#12
Are you ever going to use those Styrofoam plates?
No, they're not biodegradable. Well throw them away then!
#13
Girl, are you these plates I recently bought from Wal-Mart?
Because I just learned that you're not microwave-safe.
#14
I am in my truest form when the food comes at a restaurant and I side-eye
plates, suspicious that everyone got more fries than I did.
#15
My latest trick is turning big plates into small ones.
It's saucery.
#16
How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?
When the color of the license plates start to change.
#17
Two tectonic plates are having a heated argument...
They seem to have diverging opinions.
#18
How many plates do you need to draw a picture?
Tenplates
#19
I've never had personalized license plates, but don't worry,
I still know how to waste most of my discretionary income.
#20
Two plates go into a resteraunt One plate says to the other, " Don't worry
I'll pay for the meal." The other plate replies, " No dinner is on me."
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