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What Are Plum Jokes?

Plum Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of plum jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A man walks into a bar with an apple on his head, and the bartender asks "Why do
you have a pear on your head?" He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
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#2
What do you call an old man selling plums?
An entrepruner.
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#3
Hey whatcha eating?
"A pluot" Wtf is a pluot? "A cross between a plum & an apricot" That's really stupid. *rides off on a liger*
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#4
What do a plum and an elephant have in common?
They're both purple except the elephant.
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#5
What do plums and bunnies have in common?
They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/
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#6
Fruit Basket Stephen King and Richard Bachman are sharing a fruit basket.
Which one noms de plum?
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#7
What's similar between an elephant and a plum?
They're both grey except for the plum.
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#8
What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?
A purple people eater.
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#9
Q: How are an elephant and a plum the same?
A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.
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#10
Him: I'm making you Produce Manager.
Me: A PLUM assignment! H: ... M: You're a PEACH! H: ... M: Do I start today or TOMATO? H: You're fired.
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#11
Me:*looks up from phone* Okay, it was Mr.
Plum in the ballroom with the wrench. Family: M: Mom: We stopped playing that game 5 hours ago.
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#12
How is a rabbit like a plum?
They're both purple except for the rabbit.
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#13
Q: What do elephants and plums have in common?
A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.
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#14
How is a rabbit similar to a plum?
they are both purple, except for the rabbit.
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#15
Knock Knock Who's there !
Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !
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#16
*wife comes home* "Did you fix the toilet?" Yep!
[she opens door & is hit by avalanche of plums] "You called the plummer again you idiot!!!"
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#17
Plum Hair Jokes THESE JOKES ARE BASED ON GIRLS WITH PLUM HAIR IF YOU DONT KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT PLUM HAIR YOU DYE YOUR HAIR TO GET PLUM SO....
ENJOY
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Plum Jokes?
Our collection features 17 Plum Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Plum Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Plum Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Plum Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Plum Jokes are available?
We currently have 17 Plum Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Plum Jokes?
Plum Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Plum Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and plum jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love plum jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Plum Jokes to share?
A good plum jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Plum Jokes safe for all ages?
Most plum jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Plum Jokes?
plum jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Plum Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Plum Jokes added regularly?
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Can I find Plum Jokes for a specific occasion?
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