What Are Plumbers Jokes?
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#1
Were those thousands of turtle lives worth the life of one stupid,
spoiled Princess with a strange fetish for Italian plumbers?
#2
Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs? Or crapperjoels?
#3
My kids teach me something every day.
Today my 1-year-old taught me how much plumbers cost per hour. Who flushes a potato?
#4
Niagara Falls A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; I'll bet you don't have anything like this in Texas.
The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it.
#5
Why are Plumbers always so tired?
Because their job is draining.
#6
What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?
Leeks
#7
There's a lot of nasty jobs out there
Butt plumbers have seen some shit.
#8
Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?
Because they're always looking for drains.
#9
I told my wife the truth.
I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
#10
Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
#11
Did you hear about the girl who gave out handjobs to electricians, plumbers, mechanic, you name it?
She was a right Jack off all trades.
#12
[internet] if u liked this story on cows dressed as plumbers..
[me] I did [i] here's a story on panda cops [barely containing my glee] go on
#13
Why do women make such great plumbers?
They like to bring up shit from the past.
#14
Contrary to popular belief, Plumbers are not
good lovers They are emotionally draining...
#15
I'm going to make a comedy about plumbers.
It's going to be called snakes in a drain.
#16
What do you say to a gay man with plumbers butt?
Pull up your pants, I can see your vagina. Bahahahahahahahahahaha.
#17
Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?
Because they only use half pipes.
#18
If a fireman's job can go up in smoke, and a plumbers job
can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?!
#19
There must be a special discount store for plumbers...
There pants are always 50% off
#20
Plumbers are a lot like hookers...
They'll unclog your pipes, but it's gonna cost ya.
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